Pre-Apocalyptic Appetisers
Milliways House Soup
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A broth older than the universe itself, slow-simmered since the Big Bang. Served with a side of existential dread and a warm bread roll.
$8.42
Milliways House Soup
🌶️
A broth older than the universe itself, slow-simmered since the Big Bang. Served with a side of existential dread and a warm bread roll.
$8.42
Gluten-Free
Kosher
Halal
Vegan
Pan Galactic Garlic Bread
Toasted over a dying star using the Pan Galactic recipe. Widely regarded as the best garlic bread in existence, and the third best in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash.
$7.00
Pan Galactic Garlic Bread
Toasted over a dying star using the Pan Galactic recipe. Widely regarded as the best garlic bread in existence, and the third best in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash.
$7.00
Kosher
Halal
Vegan
Vogon Canapés
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An acquired taste. Much like Vogon poetry, these canapés are not so much enjoyed as endured. Served on a slab of compressed Dentrassi ship biscuit. A warning will be read aloud before service.
$6.50
Vogon Canapés
🌶️🌶️
An acquired taste. Much like Vogon poetry, these canapés are not so much enjoyed as endured. Served on a slab of compressed Dentrassi ship biscuit. A warning will be read aloud before service.
$6.50
Contains Shellfish
Mains
Dish of the Day
Our specially bred Ameglian Major Cow personally presents itself at your table and enthusiastically recommends its own cuts. Served medium rare, as it prefers.
$42.00
Dish of the Day
Our specially bred Ameglian Major Cow personally presents itself at your table and enthusiastically recommends its own cuts. Served medium rare, as it prefers.
$42.00
Gluten-Free
Halal
Magrathean Sea Bass
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Line-caught from the legendary oceans of Magrathea, back when Magrathea still had oceans. Pan-fried with a lemon butter sauce and served on a bed of asteroid-smoked samphire.
$34.50
Magrathean Sea Bass
🌶️
Line-caught from the legendary oceans of Magrathea, back when Magrathea still had oceans. Pan-fried with a lemon butter sauce and served on a bed of asteroid-smoked samphire.
$34.50
Gluten-Free
Kosher
Halal
Hotblack Desiato's Black Entrecôte
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A pitch-black steak seared at supernova temperatures. Served in near-darkness, which we are told is the point. Pairs well with a sense of one's own cosmic insignificance.
$38.00
Hotblack Desiato's Black Entrecôte
🌶️
A pitch-black steak seared at supernova temperatures. Served in near-darkness, which we are told is the point. Pairs well with a sense of one's own cosmic insignificance.
$38.00
Gluten-Free
Halal
Nutrimatic Pasta
Assembled by our Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutrimatic Chef. Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pasta. The machine is very proud of it.
$18.00
Nutrimatic Pasta
Assembled by our Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Nutrimatic Chef. Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pasta. The machine is very proud of it.
$18.00
Kosher
Halal
Vegan
Desserts
Brownian Motion Cake
Each slice is subtly different from every other, due to the random thermal movement of its molecular structure. Finished with a dusting of stardust icing sugar.
$9.00
Brownian Motion Cake
Each slice is subtly different from every other, due to the random thermal movement of its molecular structure. Finished with a dusting of stardust icing sugar.
$9.00
Halal
The Big Bang Sundae
Three scoops of primordial ice cream — vanilla, dark matter fudge, and the colour of a concept — served in an expanding cone. It keeps getting bigger. Eat quickly.
$11.00
The Big Bang Sundae
Three scoops of primordial ice cream — vanilla, dark matter fudge, and the colour of a concept — served in an expanding cone. It keeps getting bigger. Eat quickly.
$11.00
Gluten-Free
Kosher
Halal
Drinks
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
🌶️🌶️🌶️
The best drink in existence. The effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. Maximum two per guest. We mean it.
$14.00
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
🌶️🌶️🌶️
The best drink in existence. The effect is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick. Maximum two per guest. We mean it.
$14.00
Gluten-Free
Vegan
Ol' Janx Spirit
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A ferociously strong spirit from the Janx system. Traditionally drunk by staring into the middle distance and regretting most of your life choices. Notes of regret, stardust, and burnt polymer.
$10.00
Ol' Janx Spirit
🌶️
A ferociously strong spirit from the Janx system. Traditionally drunk by staring into the middle distance and regretting most of your life choices. Notes of regret, stardust, and burnt polymer.
$10.00
Gluten-Free
Vegan
A Perfectly Normal Cup of Tea
Against all odds, an actual decent cup of tea. Arthur Dent reportedly wept. Served with a biscuit that is exactly what it appears to be, which is frankly suspicious.
$4.00
A Perfectly Normal Cup of Tea
Against all odds, an actual decent cup of tea. Arthur Dent reportedly wept. Served with a biscuit that is exactly what it appears to be, which is frankly suspicious.
$4.00
Gluten-Free
Kosher
Halal
Vegan